I’m not really evil, but I do have plans to take over the world, hence this masquerade as an evil-doer.
Buy my frickin’ comics. Buy 1 billion copies, so I can play at home with my “lasers”.
Go to PC Weenies dot com and order my comic book Rebootus Maximus. I’ve put all my guts and ten frickin’ years of my life in this project.
I’m not really evil, but just buy my book, or I keep bugging you with bad advertisements.